Husband Vs Wife

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h?

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Dharam Bhai means
Not real brother.

Dharam Pita means
Not real father.

Dharam Behen means
Not real sister.

then why

Dharam Patni
your real wife??;-):-)

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A question from all Husband:
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Which day is not Womens Day.?

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Ok...
Ok...
Ok...
Alright...
Ok...
Ok...Ok... Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Ok... Haan..
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Thik hai...
Ok...
????...?
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Most Husbands on the Phone with their Wives..!!????

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Gyan for today..
Sabar aur Shukar Dono Hi Ka bada Darja Hai.

Sabar Musibat Ko Talta Hai
or
Shukar sukh or Chain Ko Badhata Hai...

Isliye biwi maikey gai ho to shukar karey
aur
ghar me hoto sabar kare...

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If u are HAPPY after being married...






U aren't taking MARRIAGE seriously...

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LISTEN and SILENT
are 2 Words Having the same Alphabets.







Amazingly
BOTH are meant for
HUSBANDS...

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Husband- dubai ja raha hu...
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana...
Husband- singapore ja raha hu....
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana...
Husband- london ja raha hu...
Wife- perfumes leke aana...
Husband- narak mein ja raha hu...
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai...bas tum
apna khyal rakhna..!!!

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Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke
husband
truck ke neeche aakar papad ban
gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya
zarurat hai,
neeche se sarka do..

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Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte
ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
jaisi ek aur le aaun..
Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi
Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

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