If Chuck Norris & Rajnikanth make love to Nirupa Roy at the same time & if they have a baby boy,
that boy will grow old to become Alok Nath.
If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss then every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and aarti of Mata Rani.
Gods take blessings from Alok Nath.
Gandhi Ji used to call mahatma to Alok Nath.
Future Breaking News: Tour operators to launch ‘Alok Nath Yatra’ to clean all your sins.
For Alok Nath,
‘Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela Chahe Ram’
is a bhajan.
Every Christmas, Alok Nath fills stockings with Aashirwad.
Even when Alok Nath clicks his Selfie,
he makes sure that his 52 family members,
Krishan ji ki murti and 2 dogs.
Even Emran Hashmi can’t kiss Alok Nath daughters because of their Sanskar.
Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.