When Alok Nath parties, it means tea party.
When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan behaves like a good son.
When Alok Nath decides to get modern he wears ‘dhotis with zips’.
When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to 'Mata Ki Chowkie' instead of police chowkie!
When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her aashirwad.
This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink 'Charnamrat' on the rocks.
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.
Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.
Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.
Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song?
Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive?