Alok Nath SMS

When Alok Nath parties, it means tea party.

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When Alok Nath is around Even Salman Khan behaves like a good son.

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When Alok Nath decides to get modern he wears ‘dhotis with zips’.

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When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to 'Mata Ki Chowkie' instead of police chowkie!

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When a girl goes down on Alok Nath, he gives her aashirwad.

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This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink 'Charnamrat' on the rocks.

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are ‘Haridwar’ and ‘Pariwar’.

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Salman Khan is still Virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in ‘Maine Pyaar Kiya’.

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Rohit Sharma and Dale Steyn should watch some Alok Nath movies and learn Sanskar.

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Question: Alok Nath’s favorite song?
Answer: ‘Oppa Samdhan Style!’
Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: ‘Bahuuuuu...’
Question: What will Alok Nath ride if he stars in Dhoom 3? Answer: Bullock cart.
Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive?
Answer: Sanskar

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