Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane
ke liye uske paas gaya,
Ladki : wow...!!
New car.!
Aur wo
bhi PUMA ki...!!
Ab ladka ICU me admit hai aur wo abhi sadme se baahar nai aaya
hai...
Boy : you are Beautiful!
Girl : "Tan"q and you are
Handsome..
.
.
Boy : Then our Children would
be Awesome..
¤BLOCKED¤
She : Tum Mujhe 2 Aisi Baatain kaho ke
Pehli
sunkr Mein Khush hojaon,
Or
Dusri Sunkr Mujhe Ghussa Ajaye..
.
Me : Tum Meri Zindagi ho,
Aur Laanat hai aisi Zindagi Per...
Boy gets depressed because
-naukri jaane wali hai
-baal ud gaye,
abhi tak shadi nahi
hui
-credit card ka bill kaise pay
karunga..
.
.
Girl gets depressed because
-DP change kiye 2 min.
ho gaye abhi tak ek bhi like nahi,
pata nahi sabko news feed me dikh raha hai ki nahi...
Me : U r a Good Singer!!
She : No I am Just a Bathroom
Singer.. !!
Me : to kabi bulao apne live concert
mai..
*BLOCKED*
Me: I Love U!
*Drinkin Beer*
She : is that u?
or beer tlkin!
Me : its me!!
Tlkin to My Beer...
Girls express their feelings with
lot of tears;
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And Boys express their feelings with bottles of beers..
In Metro-
He - Hey!
Are you single ?
She- ummm,
yes !
He- Toh ladkiyo wale dabbe me jaya
kar na behan,
yaha kyo seat rok ke
baithi hai...
A moment of silence for the boy who
thinks that
his girlfrnd talks to her cousin all
night...
One girl's whatsapp status was
'Available' So I asked her out for coffee
but she refused.
What kind of available
is this ?