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Boy-Girl sms
Larka ek Larki ka peecha kar raha tha.. . . . .
Girl:”Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.. . . . . .
Larka:”Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai.. . .
Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..
Girl Shocked – Boy Rocked
चाँदनी चौक का नज़ारा ना होता,
India Gate का सितारा ना होता,
आज कल की लड़किया fashion ना करती,
तो हर गली का लड़का आवारा ना होता.
Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!! Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
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warna poocha he lagati hon..
. BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...
A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love you
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Girl Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke
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Boy Replies : Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi...
Girl : I want to breakup with you. You
don't ever call me, you kutte kamina
dont call me ever bye
Boy : Arre main busy tha, new
Lamborghini Aventador liya maine
Girl : awwww! ?? My jaanu So cute !
Kab li ? Kaha hai ? Baby meet me na.
Boy : Laptop pe, NFS me.
Girl : Haraami Saaley
Classic misunderstanding....
Girl: Hey, Happy Birthday!
Boy: ThankZ!
Girl: So, BP kab de rha h?
Boy: Pendrive toh de....
लड़की एक ऐसी पहेली है;
कभी तेरी तो कभी मेरी सहेली है;
खर्चा करो तो पूछे, "डार्लिंग कैसे हो तुम?"
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ना करो तो पूछे, "भईया, कौन हो तुम?"
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfrnd
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Jiski grlfrnd
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Usse kahegi janu tum phone Rakho me call karti
hu...
Wo Kehti Hai
Phone Na Kiya Kro DEAR
Mama Hoti Hai NEAR
Papa Se Lgta Hai FEAR
Bat Nhi Hoti CLEAR
Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy EAR
Is Liye FB use Karo
DEAR
When ur GF/BF blocks u on fb
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Its called an E-Divorce
