The Sweetest Reaction
Of A Girl After A Fight...
Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!
Agar
Larki k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samjh Jao
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Us ka Boyfriend Hai ...
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Agar Larkay k Cell Main Balance Ho To Smjh Jao K Us ki koi Gf Nahi
BOY: Hey!!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi
Girl: Bye!
Boy: why?
Girl: Didn't hear what I Said? Get Lost!
Boy : Ok !! But I Want to Say Something to You!
Girl: What? ..Say fast, I don't have Time
Boy: If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide.. I'll Definitely Jump from Your Ego Level to Your IQ Level.
Now get lost
Boy:Mere sath chalogi
Gal:Kidhar
Boy:Aap jidhar bole udhar
Gal:Thik h,shopping chalte he
Boy:Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunah hai.
* Attitude*
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki Ko Propose Kiya,
"I Luv U"
Then GirL RpLies-"Ek Thapad Marungi Kheenchke"
Then Boy RpLies-
"LAAT NA KHABO KA FIR"
Girl - kaun ho tum
boy - hasrat tumhari
girl - dekhte kya ho
boy - surat tumhari
girl - karte kya ho
boy - puja tumhari
girl - kamate kya ho
boy - ek nazar tumhari
girl - chahte kya ho
boy - mohabbat tumhari
girl - pachtaoge
boy - kismat hamari
girl - mai married hu
boy - pehle bol deti,
kamini sali
Ladka-Ladki Ped K Piche Baithe the.
An Old Man:-Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai?
Boy:Nahi Uncle Ye To meri 'Anjali' H, Aap Kisi Or Ped K piche Dekh Lo.
Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai
Jaha mai jau wo mere piche,
Bus Ek jagah muje rok k
Usne bade pyar se kaha,
BHAIYA-APNE,GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI H"
Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki
Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.
..Ek ladka apni cycle se ghar ja raha tha..
..tabhi uski cycle ka tyre gobar ke uper gaya..
..baju ladkiya khadi thi wo taali bajakar kahne lagi "happy birthday to you"..
..tabhi ladka cycle se utra aur gobar uthakar ladkiyo ke paas gaya aur bola-"sirf taali bajane se nahi chalega cake bhi khana padega."