Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha
Girl:- Tumhe Pata Nahi Piche Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hai
Boy:- Hum To Kandani Aashiq Hai
Tumhari Maa Ke Piche Mera Baap Aa Rha Hai
Gf.mera mobile tera dil h or tum uske sim ho
bf.very happy
gf-itna kush mat ho kyoki mera mobile dual sim ka h
full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-)
GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!
Boy: Oh ! Iss Din Ka To Me Kab Se Intezzar Kr Rha Tha
Girl:to Me Jau?
Boy:nahi Bilkul Nhi
Girl:do You Love Me?
Boy:ha Krta Tha,krta Hu,aur Krta Rahunga
Girl:kabi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge ?
Boy:nhi, Isse Accha To Me Mar Jau
Girl:would You Like To Kiss Me?
Boy:yes, I Like It
Girl:tum Mujhe Maroge?
Boy:nahi Me Aisa Aadmi Nhi Hu
Girl:kya Me Tum Par Vishwaas Kar Sakti Hu ?
Boy:yes
Girl:oh Darling!
(Shaddi K Baad)
Nichey Se Uppar Padho
Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum?
GF: tum jo kaho..
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi
Boy says 2 girl: Toote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tootne tak pyar
karogi
Girl says: Tooti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tootne tak pitega
A GIRL CHATING TO STRANGER ON 'FACEBOOK'
STRANGER:-HI!!!
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GIRL:- I HAVE A BF@GETLOST.COM
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STRANGER:- IT'S UR FATHER@YOU R DEAD.COM
Ek larki date per:
jaan kuch aisa kaho jis ko sun k meri heart beattez ho jay n mera dil zoor zoor se dhadaknay lage
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larka: bhaaaag tera baap a raha hai ,.........
1 ladka ladki ko prpose krta h
ladka-i lv u
ladki-par me to kisi or se pyar
karti hu
kafi der tk ladka ladki ko dekhta h
or
fir bolta h-
"teri maa ko bataunga
Girl to Boy:
Na deak hasino ko ajab hoga
Tu bhi 1 din kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Boy to Girl:
khuda kare teri zaban sachi hoo
Mujhe pappa kehnea wali teri hee bachi hoo....