boyfriend Girlfriend Se:
Videsho Me TaLak Lena
Kitna Aasan Hai Na. . !
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Girlfriend:
Haan,
Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt
Ladkiya Nahi Roti Hai..!!!
Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl: Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!
Boy :Mai 4 Saal Ka Hun Aur Tum..??
Girl : Mai Bhi 4 Saal Ki Hun..
Boy"Toh Phir Chal Na
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Girl Sharmaty Huye
Kahan..??
Boy: PoliO k Qatray Peene..
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro,
Ur mother might be getting worried
A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook
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Girl: Hey Do I Know You.. ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan
Ladkiya Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save
Krti h,Kuch
Aise:
1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch
Aise Save
Krte hai:
1. Sunda Halwai
2. Fatta Khana
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care....
Ldka GF ko kis karne wala tha
Ldki ne use
Centre Fresh khila diya
Ladke ne ladki ka RAPE kar dala
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Bcoz
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CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe LagamLgata h.
SAMAAN pe nahi
MORAL: ldkion jyada smart mt bna kro
Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua
nahi ki gift mamgne lage
Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hai
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu
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4. I M Engaged
5. I Love Someone Else
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose
Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte
Hai
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Dariya Hota
Hai
Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho
Boy: ha hu
Girl: to tum mujhe 1000 ka recharge bhaj do
Bou: main tumhara ashiq hun Company walo ka damad nahi