Boy: Maine new iPhone liya hai
Girl: Waaaoooowww....kaunsi company ka ?
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Boy: Kuch nahi.. Tu ghar jaa!
Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords
Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL !
Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath
Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl
Boy-I love u.
Girl-Stupid I am older than u
Boy-I am mad in your love,
Girl-Get lost
boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao
Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww... Thanks.....Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: No, far away from each other.
Height of Nonsense:
A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"
Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:
"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"
ronaaa aa gyaaaa
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You
Ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladki ka baap:
hamri pyari tumhari pyayi sabki pyari 'Rampyari'
Or ladke ka kya naam hai?
Ladke ka baap: hamara guh tunhara guh sabka guh 'Jagguh'
Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu