Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars
Girl: Awww ... Thanks.....are They That Much Pretty ?
Boy: No, Far Away From Each Other.
Gf-Chand Kahan H?
Bf-Do jagah h
1Tum Aur 1 akash me
Aftr Marrige
Bv-Chand Kaha H?
P-Andhi Hai kya?
Wo Upr kya tera bap torch leke khada he.
GF- Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya..
BF- Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega
Girl 2 Her BF- What r U Going To Gift Me On My B'Day
BF- A FootBall
G- But I Doesnt Play FootBall
B- I Know
But U Also Gifted Me Book
Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.
Specially for Girls
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Can U Tell us The Meaning
Of"Awwww,,Hmmm.. .. & Huh.." ?
:D :D
bahot bolti ho aaj kal ,
ab bata do!
Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
perfume,,,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
Sandle
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks..
Wo ladka Aaj bhi garmi se mar raha hai...
Jisse
kisi
Ladki
ne
1
baar
kaha
tha...
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K
"Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Salman khan lagte ho.."
oy n girl on fb
girl:- “u never smile na??”
boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
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girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
boy:-“ok then..do u bath daily??”
girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
boy:-“no, I hvnt seen any pic..
OLID INSULT
Boy- u r my drug.!
Girl- ahaaan! so u r addicted to me?
Boy- NO, u ruin my life, idiot.