1 Muslim Girl
Exam Me Hindu
Ladkye Se Boli
Excuse Me
Bhai Jaan
Ladka= Wesye Hi
Kuch Nhi Aa Raha
Aur tu
Confuse Mat Kar
Ya To BHAI Bol
Ya Phir JAAN Bol
GIRL- "I want to end our Relationship.
I m going to return evrything u gav me"
BOY- "Ok... then, Let's Start wid
Hugs & Kisses....
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land
Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
Liver And Kidney.
Boy Is Like Liver And
Girl Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails,
Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails.
Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
A Sweet Story
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc.
But Nothing To Meaure
Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While,
Took Her In Arms,
Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do
WaRNa Dimagh Na Khao
GIRLS DIARY:
He Was Quiet 2day.
I Askd If Its My Fault.
He Said Nothing..
I Said I LUV U,
But He Smiled Sadly.
I Cried All Nite
BOYS DIARY:
Shit Pakistan Lost D Match
Ladka:
Tute Hue Dil Se Pyar Karogi Ya
Dil Tutne Tak Pyar Karogi.....
Ladki:
Tuti Hui Chappal Se Mar Khayega
Ya Chappal Tutne Tak Mar Khayega
Cutest Proposal:
Boy To Girl:
Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
While Sleeping At Night..??
Girl:
Yes
Boy:
Can I Replace It
For The Rest Of Ur Life..
Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye
Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti