Boy-Girl sms

Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?

Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!

Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!

Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!

Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call

Kab Karu...??

Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

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Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe
dekh liya
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Boy:-shit! fir kya hua?
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Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

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1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay

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Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.

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Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.

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"Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
Setting Kara De...

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Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your
system don't leave even after format.

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati
hai.



Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate
hain.

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Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..

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Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha



Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?



Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay



Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..

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Girl (Boy Ko Jealous FeelKarane
K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri TarafDekh
Ke Muskura Raha Hai...
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Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
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Jab Maine Pehli Baar TeriShakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi,
Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main..

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