Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me,
touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko
chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..
Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar…..
Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.
BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi
Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho...
Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu "delhi"me rehti huu..
Boy-kal se hum kahi aur milenge,
Girl-Q?
BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k bacche
girl-kio kya hua?
boy-kutte piche laga kar kehte hay jab pyar kiya tu darna kya..
Boy-jan tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl-idhar udhar Q likhty ho..
agr sacha pyar karty ho tu apni property k paper pe likh do..
boy ek ladki se-i luv u...!
ladki-tameez se baat karo.
boy-om mangalam bhgwan visnu with due respect i beg to say that i luv u devi ji..nmo namah.
Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:what????????
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:i'm fine...
BOY:can i be your boyfriend???
GIRL:no..
BOY:why??
GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children....
In 2020
Girl-boy ko dekh kar...
Dekh yaar kya item jaa raha hai sala
Oye murgey tera no. kya hai?
Boy-bahen ji aapke ghar main bhai baap nahi hai kya?
Girl-bhai baap to hai par tu nahi hai na rey chikane...!