Boy:" Movie chalo..
.
Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi karunga..
.
Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi pakdunga..
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Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan..
apni behen ke saath hi chale jaa...
Dekho yar boys Kaa Naam to ainvai hi kharab kar rakha hai ladkiyo ne..
Ladka: Tum Kaun C cream lagati
Ho ?
.
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Ladki Khush ho k boli:
koi b to nahi ...
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Ladka: To lagaya karo na, Tabhi to itni, kaLi hO,
Pappu college ki ladki se
bola : I love you
Ab tum mujhe bolo
.
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Girl : Mei abhi ja k sir ko
bolti hu
.
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Pappu : Pagli sir ko mat bol
.
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Unki shaadi ho gai hai
Hahahaha thoko like.....
Boyfriend- Phone kyu nahi
uthaya?
.
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Girlfriend- me ringtone pe nach
rhi thi!!,,......LOLLL
Girl - tum bohot beSharam hO
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boy - mai to bcHpan sE aisa hi hun,
or
mai to paida b nanga hi hua tHa......
During Breakup -
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said :
I
forgot ur face Darling So please select
your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining. :P:D
BOYS Double Rock :D:P...
Girl: Aap mujhe lift denge
to main apko apna cell no.
dungi
.
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ENgineer boy: Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,
bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol
dalwa dena ji
Uff! Mehangai ne
Engineers ko bhi shareef
bna dia hai..."
Girl:"Mom & Dad Ne Kaha Hai K
Agar Exams Mai Fail Hui To,
Shadi Kar Denge..
.
.
Boy:"Tumne Kitni Tayari Ki..??
.
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Girl:"bus Reception K Dress
Lena Baki Reh Gya Hai..
In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
.
She felt so happy said-"yes"
.
d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"
Attitude of girls:
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When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok? :p -