Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi,
Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!!
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile
Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..
Mobile Shop Wala: Memory
Card Hai Kya ??
Girl: Memory Card To Nahi
Hai, Rasan Card Ya
Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???
Girlfriend (gusse me) : tumhare
dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai...
CA student (pyaar se) : toh fir itni der
se kyu kha rahi ho
GIRLS Ki Shopping..
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Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota
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Bas Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
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Oh Ye Kya Hai.. ??
Waow Wo Kya Hai.. ??
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Ye Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
Wo Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
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5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna
Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar
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Aur
Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati H,
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Aur Facebook Per Status Daalti
H:
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"Shopping At Mall, Enjoying
A
Lot"...:p :D :O
Hahahaha...Agree Boys ?
Thoko LIKE
Boy:- Tumhari sandal achhi hain..
Girl:- Utaroon kya?
Boy:- Chal pagli,tumhari jeans to isse bhi achhi hai :D
Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
krsakti hai.
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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??
full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-) GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!
Attitude reloaded... GIRL- I hate you... :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!
Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun
4. I m engaged
5. I love someone else...
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2..
Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "