Solid bezzati:
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Boy: I lv u, I cnt live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.
Girl: Are U Satisfied That I Am Ur
Girlfrnd..?
Boy: Hmmm .. Not Quiet,
There Is One Thing Yet To Change
About U..
Girl: So What Is It..?
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Boy: Ur Surname..!
She:.. Ek baat bolu..??
Me: bol
She:I lov u re...wt r ur feelings towards me?
Me:Baby... i m feeling like....
i m in a empty bus wid plenty of seats but i m still standing
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Addition...
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...
Me: when is your birthday?
She: Nov 30th. Yours?
Me: Dec.
She: date?
Me: Itna bol rhi ho toh, I'll date you
Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should
keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts
many customers’….!!!
Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to
tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.
Height of insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….
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She replied:-
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"naya number liya h kya….?
Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love
Marriage q karti ho?
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Girl; Anjan Namoona milne se acha
hai Jana pehchana Kameenaa mil
jaye...
Dear Girls
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Jaise 'I LOVE U' bol dene se koi Ladki Girlfriend nhi banti...
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Waise he...
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Agar Ladki 'BHAI' bole to koi Ladka Bhai nhi bante..
Samjhe ki Nhi