Boy-Girl sms

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)

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Me : Hey Any weekend
Plans ?

She : hanging out
Wid Friends yaar

Me : Bandariya Hai tu .?

*blocked*
*reported f.I.R*

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If a girl texts you after
midnight,
that means
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she loves you.
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Lolzzzz
Just kidding,
she's just bored...

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Boy On Date In Resturant:
Jaan Tumse Ek Baat Kehna
Chahta Hu..
Girl: Kya..?
Boy: I Already Have A Girlfrnd..
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Girl: Daara Diya Saale,
Mujhe Laga Paisa Nahi Hai....!

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2 minutes of silence for the
girls who think their boy friend
doesn't flirt with other girls
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2 minutes of silence for the
guys who think their girlfriend doesn't talk with other guys...

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Boy donated blood to his Girlfriend....
After Breakup......
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.'Mera khun mujhe waapis karde saali'.....
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Girl throws her wisper on his face-....
'Le kutte , aaj se tera monthly EMI shuru.......

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Ek ladki ke t-shirt par railway track ki photo bani hui thi....
Ladki ke sath khara hua baccha use bade gaur se dekh raha tha....tabhi....
Ladki:beta kabhi railway track nhi dekha kya.
Baccha:railway track toh bahut dekhi par railway track par speed breaker pehli bar dekh raha houn.......HAHAHA...

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Ladka-I LUVE U.

Ladki- main kisi or se pyar krti hu
Ladka udas ho gya phir achanak bhagne lga or bola-Teri mummy ko Bataunga
Ladki-Ruk Ja kamine I LUVE U to

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Ladke Sab Se Jyada Confuse Kab Hote Hai?
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Jab Ladkiya Puchhti Hai Ki Mai Kesi Lag Rahi Hu..

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