Funny SMS

Pappu to Kapil Sharma: Husband aur gadhe mein kya fark hain?
Kapil: Dekh bhai husband jo hain wo shaadi karke gadha ban sakta hain,
par gadha itna bhi gadha nehi ki wo shaadi karke dobara gadha bane.

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Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?

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Traffic Police.
Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi
hoga…

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(‘.’) Lo Ji
< )'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kia Ha

Dunya Me Bohot
Dard-O-Tanhai Hy

\(”,)/” Wah
\ \ Wah
_/”\_ Wah

Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai

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Chalo apki tasveer kheechein,


Ok

Smile


Seedhe kharey
Rahein

Ready


Click


Developing

('.') Oh My GOD
<)|(> Kya Pozz
_/""\_Hai

Nazar Na Lage.

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Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.

Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.

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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor..
Kya Dard K Bgair B Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?

Dentist:Nahi

ChiLd: Agr Me NikaL doOn?

Dentist: NikaLo.

ChILd: He he he he

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Ek Bahu Thi
Padosi Pe Line
Marti Thi
Saas Ne Dekha
Fir Bhi
Kuch Na Boli
Pucho Kyun??
Kyunki..
SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!!!

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America me light jaye to
Power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h

Bt India me jaye to
Pdosi k ghar dekte h:
Sbki gayi na...

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If Classroom Is Not A Place To Sleep
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Then Home Is Also Not A Place To
Study ... :)

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DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,

BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,

HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,

IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE.

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