Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..
Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.
Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi
Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai.
Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai..
2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi
Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend
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2nd: Nahi Tera BF
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1st: Tera
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2nd: Tera
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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?
Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..
Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?
Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.
Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!
Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha
Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!
Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?
Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.