Funny SMS

Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..

Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!

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Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

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Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.

Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.

Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

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Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?

Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi

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Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai.

Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai..

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2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi

Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend
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2nd: Nahi Tera BF
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1st: Tera
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2nd: Tera
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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

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Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..

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Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?

Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.

Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!

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Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

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Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

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