Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..!
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Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!!
Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar Se
Roz Hansi Ki Awaz Aati Hai
Is Khush Haal Zindagi Ka
Raaz Kya Hai?
Aadmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
Se Maarti Hai, Lag Jaay To Wo
Hansti Hai, Na Lage To Main Hansta
Hoon. Khuda Ka Shukar Hai, Hansi
Khushi Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai.
Glass Tootne Par Kaisi Aawaz Aati
hai..???
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Crush.. ??
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Crish.. ??
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Hish.. ??
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NO..
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Socho..
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Socho Na..
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Ok
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Arey.. Maa Ki Aawaz Aati hai:" TOD
DE TOD DE,
SAB TOD DE, Kuch Baki Mat Rakh
Janwar Kahi
Ke.. :-) :-D
Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha
Koi Najro Se Ishara Kar Leta Hain,
Koi Aankho Se Kuch Kah Deta Hain
Bada Hi Muskil Ho Jata H Jawab Dena
Jab Koi English Me Baat Kar Leta Hai
Why Does an Elephant Drink More
water in January Than in February?
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Think.
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Don't Act Smart
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Because January Has More Days Than
February...
Three types of students have 100%
attendance in schools-
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1. Intelligent Students
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2. Who Had Girlfriend
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3.Who use Dettol...
8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:
1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja :-) :-P :-D
Ek Student Dusre Se:
"Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho"
2nd Student:
"To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain."
Ladkiyo ki ek smile
Itna confuse kar deti hai,
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Sala pura din samaj hi nahi aata ke,
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Has ke dekh rahi thi,
Ya
Dekh kar has rahi thi…