Master:" Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du..??
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BOY:" Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono ko, Bathroom Me Band Kar do.
Ek Nursery class ka baccha bola - "Ma'am main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ???
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Ma'am - "So Sweet"
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Baccha apni side ke ladke se bola- "Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai..
A good lecture should be like
a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the
subject &
short enough to create
interest.
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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. Wife: Nasha har gum bhula
deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”
And the first bad news about
2014.
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Is that 26th January falls on the
Sunday...
School teacher sent home a note
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” Your son is an obedient & bright
student but spends too much time
with girls.”
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Mother sent a note back
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem...
Mehek Whisky Ki Kabhi Kam Nahi Hoti,
Pine Se Zindagi Khatam Nahi Hoti.
Botal K Sath Ho Agar Namkin Or Gold
Flake,
To Zindagi Sultan Mirza Se Kam Nahi
Hoti…
Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..
Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha!
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Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya
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Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai..
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Bheed pichhe hati..
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Toh Dekha KUTTA
mara pada tha.!
1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali
thi ki...
1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka
aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho
to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..
wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri
kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne
pahley kabi nhi li kisi se..
phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi
to ladki ne kaha:"
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Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai
ladki ban kar ghumu
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Mera naam Bablu hai..
Ladka Behosh...,
bablu madhosh
Ek Buddha Machhar Apne Pote Ko Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha
Buddha Machhar: “Beta Aaj Kal To Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.”
Pota: “Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?”
Buddha Machhar: “Beta , Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.“