Funny SMS

Master:" Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du..??
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BOY:" Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya,
Hum Dono ko, Bathroom Me Band Kar do.

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Ek Nursery class ka baccha bola - "Ma'am main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ???
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Ma'am - "So Sweet"
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Baccha apni side ke ladke se bola- "Dekha maine kaha tha na line marti hai..

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A good lecture should be like
a Girl’s mini skirt… Long enough to cover the
subject &
short enough to create
interest.

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Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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. Wife: Nasha har gum bhula
deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”

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And the first bad news about
2014.
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Is that 26th January falls on the
Sunday...

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School teacher sent home a note
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” Your son is an obedient & bright
student but spends too much time
with girls.”

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Mother sent a note back
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”Please advise a solution!

Father has the same problem...

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Mehek Whisky Ki Kabhi Kam Nahi Hoti,
Pine Se Zindagi Khatam Nahi Hoti.
Botal K Sath Ho Agar Namkin Or Gold
Flake,
To Zindagi Sultan Mirza Se Kam Nahi
Hoti…

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Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..

Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha!
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Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya
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Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai..
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Bheed pichhe hati..
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Toh Dekha KUTTA
mara pada tha.!

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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali
thi ki...
1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka
aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho
to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..
wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri
kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne
pahley kabi nhi li kisi se..
phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi
to ladki ne kaha:"
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Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai
ladki ban kar ghumu
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Mera naam Bablu hai..
Ladka Behosh...,
bablu madhosh

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Ek Buddha Machhar Apne Pote Ko Samjhate Hua Bata Raha Tha

Buddha Machhar: “Beta Aaj Kal To Khoon Chusna Bohat Asaan Ho Gaya Hai Lekin Hamare Zamane Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hota Tha.”

Pota: “Aisa Kyu Hota Tha Bade Papa?”

Buddha Machhar: “Beta , Kyun Ki Us Time Ladkiyan Poore Kapde Pehna Karti Thi.“

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