Funny SMS

Sharif Ladko Se Jayada Kismat
Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hain..
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Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti
To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi..!

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Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai

|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai..

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('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
Unhe Darr Na Lage..
21 vi Sadi Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
Karke Soti H, Taaki
Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..

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"Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dil Se
Chaaho,
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To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Alag Karne Me
Lag Jati Hai.

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Gabbar:"Ye hath mujhe de de
thakur,
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Thakur:"Le le..
mere hath lele..
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basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar:"Sorry yaar, tu to emotional
ho gaya..

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Define Guts..?

Its When A Boyfrnd Catches His
Girlfrnd In Movie Theatre With
Another Boy
And The Girl Says..

'Sweetheart
Next Show With U Pakka..!'

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Height Of Good Luck..

Teacher : Hey, Stand Up Tell Me
2 Pronouns..?
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Student : Who.? Me.?
Teacher : Very Good, Sit Down..!

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Height Of Over Acting:

Son : Dad Buy Me A Phone Which
Has A Flash Light. So It Would Be
Useful To Study During Power Cuts..!

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