"Bharat Band"
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2nd Feb
All Schools, Colleges, Offices, Market & City
Will Be Closed
Pls Inform 2 All Your Friends & Govt Of
India
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Reason:- Mera Mood Off Hai.
Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya
Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya.
Pati: Ye kya hai.
Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai.
Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya.
Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola
Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se .
Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!
1st Woman-kuchh Suna Ya Nahi Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamlakardiya Hai
2nd Woman- Hame Dar Hai Ki Kahin Ek Missile Mere Pe Nagir Jaye
3rd Woman-arre Tumsab Fikra Kyon Kartihohum India Me Rahte Hai.
Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
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Ki
photo dikhayenge...P..S
American Kids On Eiffel
Tower..
"Wow, What A Beautiful
View.."
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Indian Kids On Eiffel Tower..
"Chal Dekhte Hain Kiski Thook
Pehle Neeche Girti Hai.."
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"Aaakkkk Thuuuu"
In Exam Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet..
"Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai"
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Teacher Wrote A Note..
"Bail Hamara Baap Hai
Marks Dena Paap Hai..!"
Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"