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Added 9 years ago

"Bharat Band"
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2nd Feb
All Schools, Colleges, Offices, Market & City
Will Be Closed
Pls Inform 2 All Your Friends & Govt Of
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Reason:- Mera Mood Off Hai.

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Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya
Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya.
Pati: Ye kya hai.
Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai.
Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya.
Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola
Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se .

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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1st Woman-kuchh Suna Ya Nahi Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamlakardiya Hai
2nd Woman- Hame Dar Hai Ki Kahin Ek Missile Mere Pe Nagir Jaye
3rd Woman-arre Tumsab Fikra Kyon Kartihohum India Me Rahte Hai.

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Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
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Ki
photo dikhayenge...P..S

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American Kids On Eiffel
Tower..
"Wow, What A Beautiful
View.."
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Indian Kids On Eiffel Tower..
"Chal Dekhte Hain Kiski Thook
Pehle Neeche Girti Hai.."
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"Aaakkkk Thuuuu"

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In Exam Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet..
"Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai"
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Teacher Wrote A Note..
"Bail Hamara Baap Hai
Marks Dena Paap Hai..!"

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Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"

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