Funny SMS

Tulsi Das Ji Kehte Hain..
.
Pyar Kabi Na Karna Pardesi Se
Roote Roote Naina Thak Jayenge..
Pyar Karna Hamesha Padosi Se
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Roz Balcony Se Darshan To Ho
Jayenge..!

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Badhti Mehangaai
Aur
Ghat'ti Aamdani
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai
Ki
Aam Aadmi Ko
AADHAR CARD
Nahi
UDHAR CARD
Ki
Zarurat Hai..!

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1 Aadmi Ne God Se Pucha..
.
Tu Ne Bachpan Diya Par Cheen
Liya
Jawaani Di Par Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
To
Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya..?

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1 Jhoot Zndgi Ke 5 Minute Kam
Kar Deta Hai
Aur 1 Muskurahat Zndgi Ke 10
Minute Badha Deti Hai..
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INDIA'S CALCULATION:
Haste Haste Jhoot Bolo
To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faida..!

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Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru
Wah Wah
Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru
Wah Wah
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms
Dil Karta Hai Aapko..
.
Patak Patak Ke Maaru..!

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1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!

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Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya
Old Man : Mujhe Chhod Do,
Mera Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
.
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Lion : Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink Peene
Ka Mann Hai..!

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People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
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RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo
nahi hum hai..
And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to
bura wahi hai... Qki hum to ache hai na
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki
thi.

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band
kar deta hai
to yaad rakho...
Kundi dono taraf hoti hai,
aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao

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Shivji aur parvati mata
kabhi computer nahi sikh paye...
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Batao kyo?
.
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Kyuki!
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.
.
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Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the !
gn

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