Funny SMS

Gareeb Ka Beta: Maa Maine Sapna
Dekha Ke Mera 1 Pair Zameen Par
Aur Dusra Aasman Me..
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Maa: Is Tarah Ke Sapne Mat Dekha
Kar Beta
Ek Hi Chaddi Hai Wo Bhi Phat
Jayegi..!

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Pronouncation
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22 as twenty two
33 as thirty three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
Y not
11 as onety one
By,
UKG LAST BENCH ASSOCIATION.....:-P:-P:-P

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If u doNt touch your books for many days,which song the books will sing?
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ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME;-)

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CHILDHOOD AWESOME JOKE..
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Ek din ek ladke ko uska teacher
kehta hai..
Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke
lane hai
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Ladka uncle se:" 3 fruit Name Batao..
Uncle:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass time
nahi hai..
Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name Batao
Bro:" GirlFriend Ka Phone AA Raha
Hai Jaladi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se.. Ladka Likh leta
hai..
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Ladka Chota Ladka se:" 1 FRUIT KA NAME Bata
chota ladka:" Tu ek pagal hai..
Ladka LIKH LETA HAI..
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AGLE dIN TEACHER YAAD kARKE aaya ??
Ladka:" Yes Sir
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Teacher:" Suna..
Ladka:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass time
nahi hai..
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Teacher:" Time nahi hai ?? chal
PRINCIPAL ke paas..
Ladka:" Girl Friend Ka Phone AA Raha Hai Jaldi
Dhafa Ho Yaha Se
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Teacher Tune Mujhe Samaj Kya
Rakha Hai..
Student:" tu ek pagal hai..
Techer shock Student Rock... :))

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Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,
Tera Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tune Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tujhe Mil Jaayega

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Movie Achchhi Honi Chahiye.
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Lambi To Dipika Padukone Bhi Hai.;-)

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Har Ek Subah Sunahari Honi Chahiye.
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Nayi To Delhi Bhi Hai..;-)

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Raat Suhaani Honi Chahiye.
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Andheri To Station Bhi Hai.

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Ek Buddha K Ghr Ek Chor Ghusta Hai Chori Krne.
Chor- A Buddhe Sona Kaha Hai?
Killer Ansr!!!!
Buddha - Pura Ghar Khali Hai Kahi B Soja.!
Chor Socks And Buddha Rocks...!!!!!

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I broke up my relation..
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr...
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi

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