Funny SMS

Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
Kya Chahiye.?
Toffy.?
Biscuit.?
Cake.?
Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
Aaashiqui Ke Liye.

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Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se,
Main Torch Jalata Hu,
Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai,
Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.

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If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP,
v cnt buy new 1.
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So Alwys buy a
'tik tik'
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Dnt expect emotional msgs
Everytime...

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Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teacher: Where is ur Assignment
book?
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Student : Mam,
I lost it While
fighting wid students
who said dat u r not d most
beautiful teacher in dis college...

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Women never want an honest answer for d question
HOW I LOOK?;-)

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3 fastest mode of communication
RADIO
TELEVISION
TELEPHONE
Still want fastest communication?
"TELL A WOMEN"
aag ki tarah faila degi;-)

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what is CHECKMATE?
When husband tells her wife that i saw a lady exactly like u..
N wife says WAS SHE HOT?
u cant say YES, u cant say NO..thats CHECKMATE;-)

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God-bete,mannat maang,
man- plz mujhe unmarried kar do..
God-beta,mannat mangne ko kaha tha,JANNAT nahi..:-D

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All D Mothers Think Dat Their Child Is Most Innocent Child In D World..
Bt D Fact Is..

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Only My Mom Is Right..;-)

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Furstated professional life
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office
hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya
hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee
katwaye hai

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