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Pappu ka interview
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Batao Aise kaun sa aurat hai jisko 100% pata ho ki uska pati kaha hai.
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Pappu ne apna Khunkar Dimag lagaya aur kaha.
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"VIDWA AURAT"..
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Most Awkward Moment in Boy's Life
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Jab aap Saloon se Bal katwake ghar aate he aur bell bajate hai.
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Ur mom open the door and tells that :- Kahaaa!!! Kahi se toh nhi lag rha ke tune bal katwaye hai..
Bekar mein paisa barbad kiya...
Finally I told my Dad that
Mujhe Blackberry ya Apple Chahiye.
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Deadly answer given by Dad
Phle santre aur Nibu khatam kar....
Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li.
Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Katrina Kaif Ki
Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers
Baramad Hoye
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor
Ghuse Me Cheekha:
"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?"
Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To
Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!"
Duniya me Logon ka sabse muskil kaam
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Apne kaam se kaam rakhna..
Agree or Not
Anil Ambani:- Agar main subah Apni car
mein niklu to shaam tak apni aadhi Zameen
bhi nahi dekh sakta!
Santa:- Hamare paas bhi pehle Aisi hi
khatara car thi.
1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se...
aap kabhi narak gaye ho?
papa: nahi, beta,
baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se?;-)
The 4 dangerous weapons in d world.
1.wife's smile
2.wife's tears
3.wife's looks,
and most dangerous is WIFE'S MISSED CALL
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Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz math karna,
kyunki,
bhagwan naraaz toh aap doctor k paas.
Aur doctor naraaz toh aap bhagwan ke paas.
Sab setting hai
:-D:-D:-D
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rehne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
