Funny SMS

Ek aadmi ki dusre City mein naukri lagi.
Waha pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi
ko E-mail kar du.
Galti se vo E-mail kisi aur ke paas
chala gya, jis ke paas gya vo aurat
apne pati ko dafna ke aai thi or E-mail
padhte hi behosh ho gai.
E-mail kuch yu tha:- Begam! Mail yaha
aaram se pahunch gaya hu, yaha
internet ki service bhi achchhi hai.
Udas mat ho, 2-3 din me tumhe bhi bula lunga.

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The movie Madrass Cafe is on Rajiv
Gandhi;
Satyagraha is on Anna Hazare;
And Grand Masti is on Asaaram Bapu!

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Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise
lag rahi ho.. ??
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Wife:"When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
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it starts beating
faster & increased output is
trans mitted to adrenals which start
secreting glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combatthis
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood estrogen
level,
Causing
vasodilation
and I
look PINK... .
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MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi
romance ki mummy-didi ek kar
deti hai..

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'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh
tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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xtra telented boy :
1st boy- which is ur favrate books ?
2nd boy- my father chekbook n passbook...
1st boy- kis jagaha sabse zada barf girti hai ?
2nd boy- wiskey k glass mei...

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God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi..
Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu. .
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus
driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango,
bhagwan bhi smart Hai...

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Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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Ek din meri Gf ne mujhe ghar pe bulaya...
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Me uske ghar gaya aur bell bjaye.. Darwaza khone uski choti bahen aayi..
Usne mujhse kaha ki Ghar par koi nhi hai aur aap bahut Handsome aur Smart ho...
Yeh sunke me daurte hue bike ki taraf bhaga..
Tavi uske family wale bahar a gye aur bole, yeh rishta hame manjur hai..
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Ab unko kaun samjhye ki me toh bike lock karne ja raha tha.,

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Height of kaminapan
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A Boy listning extrmly sad song.
Aur sochta hai...
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Kaun si wali ko yaad karu

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Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand
Hai,Shaadi
Kab Karni Hai?
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Ladkiwale : Abhi To Ladki Study Kar
Rahi Hai. .
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Ladkewale : Haan To Hamara Ladka
Kaunsa
Chhota Bachcha Hai,
Jo BOOKS Phaad Dega...

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