Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai
kahin,
mere yaar sa haseen.
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Chand ne kaha-
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Dekho..
Pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap
ka naukar
nahi hu.
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Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch
dikhai nahi
deta..
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Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautan ki
tum log
zameen tak hi rakho,
mujhe involve karne ki
zarurat nahi...
Ek Buddha Ek ladki se Takraya
Buddha:"Sorry.."
Ladki: andha hai kya dikhta nhi.."
Ladki Jaise hi Aage badi Ek handsome ladke se
takra gyi
Ladka:"Sorry... "
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Ladki:"It's okay
old man to girl-MERI
SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA.. ??:p
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hamm Bhi Aab Sehra Sajayenge,
Mujhe Ptta Tha Ke Vo Aapne Naseeb Main Nhi Hai,
Ab Uski Chotti Behen Ko Fasayenge
Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye
Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge...
mera uddhaar…
HUSBAND : I've a problem at my office.
WIFE : We are married..
So never say I
have a problem but say We have a
problem.
HUSBAND : OK. We are getting a
baby from my secretary...
In India there is only one thing which
exist even longer than
"COURT CASES"
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"Bullshit Indian TV Serials"
Rahul Gandhi was asked what is he
doing about the lost Malaysian plane
MH370.
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Rahul: We are trying to investigate how a Malaysian plane has a number plate of Maharashtra...