Funny SMS

New Generation..

1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko
Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se
Kaha:
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" Kya Tumhare Parents Ko MaloomHai Ki
Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ??
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BACHCHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,,
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Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko
Maloom Hai Ki
Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar
Rahi Hai...???.
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Bachcha Rocked
Aunty Shocked

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Pyar to humne bhi kiya par kuch khaas nahi hua,
tajmahal to hume bhi banana tha par loan paas nahi hua

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\On a Call/
Boy : Hey its jeet
Girl : Hi Jeet where are u?
Boy : Darr k aage

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Cold drink
to TOOFANI
honi chahiye,
Thanda to
navratna tel
bhi hota
hai

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1. I woke up
2. I went to college
3. I saw her
4. I ran to her and I hugged her
5. I kissed her
Actualy the right order is 2.3.4.5.1

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I Love The Way It Rubs Against
The Soft Pink Flesh
Creating A Creamy Foamy Liquid
As It Thrust In And Out Up And
Down
Cant Wait Till Next Time
I Love My TOOTH BRUSH..!

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From The Moment I Saw U
I Wanted To Be Inside U
I Love Ur Smell
The Way Ur Tounge Feels
The Way U Tighten And Loosen
m m m m m m.. New Shoes..!

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Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..
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.Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..

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itna kya soch rahe ho?

gana pura karo

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......wo ladki nhi zindgi hai meri.......

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:: shadi jokes in Hindi ::
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Chaturai se ki jisne...
usne kya ukhaad liya

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when women makes a fool of a man,
it actualy nt an føol...
its an improvement:-D

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