New Generation..
1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko
Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se
Kaha:
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" Kya Tumhare Parents Ko MaloomHai Ki
Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ??
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BACHCHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,,
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Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko
Maloom Hai Ki
Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar
Rahi Hai...???.
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Bachcha Rocked
Aunty Shocked
Pyar to humne bhi kiya par kuch khaas nahi hua,
tajmahal to hume bhi banana tha par loan paas nahi hua
\On a Call/
Boy : Hey its jeet
Girl : Hi Jeet where are u?
Boy : Darr k aage
Cold drink
to TOOFANI
honi chahiye,
Thanda to
navratna tel
bhi hota
hai
1. I woke up
2. I went to college
3. I saw her
4. I ran to her and I hugged her
5. I kissed her
Actualy the right order is 2.3.4.5.1
I Love The Way It Rubs Against
The Soft Pink Flesh
Creating A Creamy Foamy Liquid
As It Thrust In And Out Up And
Down
Cant Wait Till Next Time
I Love My TOOTH BRUSH..!
From The Moment I Saw U
I Wanted To Be Inside U
I Love Ur Smell
The Way Ur Tounge Feels
The Way U Tighten And Loosen
m m m m m m.. New Shoes..!
Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..
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.Mai ishq uska wo ashiqi hai meri..
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itna kya soch rahe ho?
gana pura karo
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......wo ladki nhi zindgi hai meri.......
:: shadi jokes in Hindi ::
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Chaturai se ki jisne...
usne kya ukhaad liya
when women makes a fool of a man,
it actualy nt an føol...
its an improvement:-D