Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books??
Student: LIBRARY PA1
Boy: Hello, Pammi Darling Kaisi Ho.?
Girl: Who's This.?
Boy: Tera Aashiq Hu Jaaneman
Girl: Tu Bunty Hai Na
Boy: Yes, But How Do U Know.?
Girl: Tu Bansilal Ka Beta Hai Na.?
Boy: Yes, But How Do U Know.?
Girl: Tu Ramlal Ka Pota Hai Na.?
Boy: Yes, But Jaanu Tumhe Ye Sab
Kaise Pata..?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhoor, Kutte
Mai Teri Maa Hu..
Tune Pammi Ko Nahi Mummy Ko
Phone Lagaya Hai...!
If U Feel Stressed
Give Urself A Break
Enjoy Some..
Ice Cream
Chocolates
Candy
Cake..
.
Why..?
Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling
DESSERTS Hota Hai...!
Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care..
Dont Drink Water Without Boiling
Bcoz
Fishes Swim Without Wearing Huggies..
Now Plz Dont Say Thanks
.
I Care For U..!
A 60 Years Old Bachelor Advertises
His Zaroorat E Rishta..
.
After A Month He Got A Letter..
.
"Mian Saahib, Is Umar Me Rishta
Nahi Farishtay Aate Hain..!"
God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
.
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.
Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai
Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200..
.
Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50
Daat Dhilaa Kar Do
Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!
Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather..?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother,?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father..?
.
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!
Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilaao..
Nurse: Kya Pyas Lagi Hai..?
Mareez Gusse Se Bola..
.
Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai Leak
To Nahi Hai..!