Funny SMS

Height of positive thinking-
A man marrying his own secretary
Thinking that she will still
Follow his orders as before..!!

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Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

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ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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Some Women Put So much
powder on their face
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You Can Actually play Carrom
On it...

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Dont drink water when you are
studieng
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chemistry telling that adding of
water decrease in
concentration...

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Many people think
"I LOVE YOU"
is the world's best message.
But the truth is..
"SALARY IS CREDITED TO YOUR
ACCOUNT xxxxxxxxxxxx "
is the best message ever...

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U can ask
" Hi whats up"
in fb
msg..
but u cant ask
" Hi FB"
in whats
up.
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No Clap please...

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A Women can Keep only One
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The Secret Of Her Age...

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In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means.
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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