Funny SMS

Boss To His Frnd: Kya Zamana
Aaya Hai, My Secretary Resigned
Yesterday..
Frnd: But Why..?
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Boss: She Caught Me Kissing My
Wife...!

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Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj"
Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj"
To itna aata "byaz"
Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...

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जब एकता कपूर पैदा हुई
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, कौन हुआ
जानने के लिए देखिए
अगला एपिसोड।
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जब प्रभू देवा पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, बच्चा जब
हिलना बन्द करेगा तो चैक करके
बताएगें
कि क्या हुआ है।
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जब दया(CID) पैदा हुआ तो सारे
डॉक्टरोँ ने भागकर हॉस्पिटल के
सारे गेट बन्द कर दिए।
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जब सुरेश कलमाड़ी पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बधाई हो, घोटाला हुआ है। जांच
जारी है।
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जब दिग्गविजय सिंह पैदा हुआ
तो डॉक्टर
घरवालों से बोला :- बधाई हो, आपके
साथ मज़ाक हुआ है।
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जब नरेँद्र मोदी पैदा हुए
तो डॉक्टर बोला :- बधाई हो, आपके
घर शेर ए हिन्दुस्तान पैदा हुआ
है!
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जब PM मन्नु सिँह पैदा हुआ तब
डॉक्टर बोला :- बधाई हो,
सन्नाटा हुआ है!
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केजरीवाल के पैदा होने से पहले
डॉक्टर घरवालों से बोला :-
बच्चा आ नही रहा है, अन्दर धरने
पर बैठा है

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Absolute Classic!!!

1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha

"Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro"

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Jokes - Things to Learn From SRK Movies:

Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR

Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani

Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
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arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,

The most risky love is...

Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar ..

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Son - "Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa - "Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein
hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane mein hi
lagi rehti hain..
Jahan Accha Ladka dekha nahin ki shuru ho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna.. ye bahut makkaar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandaan bhi...."

Beta - "Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki
Love marriage hui thi..

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Main iss DIYE par haath rakh k promise karti hun


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Ke main aaj se apne pati ko kabhi bhi pareshan nhi karungi

gift nahi mangungi

unka sab kaha manugi

aur galati pe sry bolungi


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O teri.

DIYA bujh gaya..

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Thank God! Facebook and Whatsapp is an American company . Other wise by now the government would have changed its name to Rajiv Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana

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.. Height Of Bossism !!
Employee : Sir, you called me?
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Boss : Yeah, Go to the restroom
and m@sturbate .
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Employee (after few minutes): done sir
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Boss : Do it again.
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Employee : done it again
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Boss : Do it once more
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Employee : Now I don't have
much stamina for it sir
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Boss : Very good. Now here's the
keys of my car .
Drop my daughter home

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Raste me agar koi ladki
apko bhai kahe,
to ghabrana mat.
Be positive uske kaan ke niche,
1 zor se thappad marna or,
bolna yaha kaha ghoom rahi hai,
Ghar ja jaldi..

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