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Ek Jungle Me Sab Jaanwar Gaa
Rahe Thay..
PAAN PARAG PAAN MASALA
PAAN PARAG..
Par Giraffe Nahi Gaa Raha Tha..
Kyu..?
Qki..
.
UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND..
Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain..?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain..
Taaki Aap Ki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..
.
PADEGA INDIA
TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA..
Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge..?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai..?
.
Son: Only U, Me And Principal...!
2 Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre Ke
Bagal Me Admit Thay..
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper..?
.
2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki..
Attack Aa Gaya..!
Dog And Mosquito Were In Love
Mosquito Kissed The Dog
Dog Become Emotional Gave A
Love Bite To Mosquito..
Mosquito Died Of Rabies, Dog
Died Of Dengue..
.
Moral:
"Intercaste Love Is Dangerous"
Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha..
Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..
Railway Tc: To Chalo..
Sadhu: Kaha..?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka Janam
Hua Tha..!
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabi Naraz
Mat Karna
Qki
Bhagwan Naraz To Aap Doctor Ke
Paas
Aur
Doctor Naraz To Aap Sidhe Bhagwan
Ke Paas..
.
Sab Setting Hai..!
Jo Insaan Auro Se Ulat Chalta Hai,
Wahi Itihaas Likhta Hai...!"
.
.
.
Ye Baat Traffic Police Ko Bahut Samjhaya Par Bina Chalank Kante Wo Mana Hi Nahi...!
Dr. to Rakhi Sawant :-
U r looking so weak & exhausted r u taking 5 meals a day as I had advised u ?
Rakhi :- "uski maa ka.“.. Your compounder typed 5 Males a day!
Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
?
Socho Socho.?
?
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna
BYE BYE.....!
