Funny SMS

KARINA or KATRINA Dono Hi Gori H Q?
.
Socho
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Socho
.
NAhi Pata Na?
Qki Dono Ke Naam Me"RIN" Aata H
RIN De Chamkane Vali Safedi.:

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Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.

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Teacher: Spell Ambulance?
Student: A.... M.... B.... U.... Teacher: Faster!!!!
Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew...

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Tinku-Tere papa tailor hain par teri shirt fati hai
Rinku-Sharm ki baat to ye hai
tere papa dentist hain or tera bhai bina dant ke paida hua.

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IF U FORGET ME THEN


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I''ll break all 32 teeth.

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Train me 2 aadmi
safar kar rahe the.
1st - Kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Lahore se
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha
hun...
Lahore me kahan
se arahe ho?
2nd - Iqbal town
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun
ye batao Iqbal
town me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd - Street 2 se..
1st - Wahan se to
main bhi araha hun
ye batao street 2
se kis ke ghar se
arahe ho?.
2nd - Basheer
sahab ke ghar se
1st - Wahaan se to
main bhi araha hun
aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe
ho?
Aas paas ke
musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir
tum dono ho kaun??
Dono bole - Hum
dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe
hai.....
,

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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

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over me kitne balls feke jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k
shoukin :->

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Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar.......
aur..........


Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai.....


Yani k........


Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne se zida mushkil hai......:-P

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Yashomati Mom Se Talking
Nand Laala..
Radha Why Fair
And I Am Why Kaala..?
Boli Smiling Maiyya..
Listen Mere Laala
Wo City Ki Girl
Tu Village Ka Gwaala..
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Thats Why U Kaala...!

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