"Papa Ji,shadi Me Kul Mila Kar Kitna Kharch Hota Hai ?"
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"Pata Nahi Bete...
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Me To Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu !!":D:D
Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,
Girl's smile can make
Living people die
Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl. . . ..
AGE OF DRINKS
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1 to 3:" Milk
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03-08:" Cerelac
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09-13:" Horliks
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14-25:" Beer
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26-40:" Whisky
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41-60:" scotch
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60-70:" Glucose
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AFTR 70 Any time.....
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GANGA-JAL..
Dunya Walooooooo?
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Kuch nahi apna kam
karo meri to umar hai.
Sharaten Karne Ki….
Aaj kal ki Generation Ko Sabse
Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai ?
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Exams Me?
Nahi,
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Results Me?
Nahi,
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile
Aaas Paas Na Ho
Warning.!
Doctor adviced plz
Don't drink water after eating fish
B'coz
Fish start swimming
Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?
2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?
1stDost : Achi Hai
2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..
Maine unse pucha ki
Vaado aur yaado me
Kya fark he? To wo bole.
"Mere ko nahi pata,
Tu google pe search kar le"
Duniya bhar k doctors ki
Team ne research kiya
Or is nateeje pe pohche k
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Msg karne se aapki khubsurti
Kam nhi hoti msg kar liya karo..