Funny SMS

Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Are Miss Karna Hai To Macharo Ko Karo,
Jo Apne Jaan Par Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.

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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..
Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..

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In This M0dern W0rld,
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

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A Women can Keep only One
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The Secret Of Her Age...

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Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?
Me: Jee, social networking.
Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?
Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon.

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Is ur life boring?

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Type "I LOVE" ur lover name
N send it to all ur relatives
Try it..
ek dum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein

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Malum Hai Aap Bahut Busy H.
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Isi Liye Kuch Ni Likha,
Warna Apko Padhna Padta.

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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
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Socho Socho..?
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Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna BYE BYE...!

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Why There Are Different Types
Of Blood Groups.?
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Answer..
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavours...!

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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D

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