Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

Santa : Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwaunga
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri Dilwaunga
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Banta : Fir Accha Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shaadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!

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Added 8 years ago

Four Roses Just For U:
First For Frndship,
Second For Health,
Third For Happiness,
And The Last One..
Kaan Ke
Uppar Laga Lena, Maast Lagega!

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Added 8 years ago

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Hain..
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao..?
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Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana
Sultana Aur Shabana...!

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Added 8 years ago

A funny life cycle,
COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT of CAT.
CAT of DOG.
DOG of MAN.
MAN of his GIRLFRND n
GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.

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Added 8 years ago

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.

Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.

Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.

Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

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Added 8 years ago

Height of Confidence :
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Son : school nai jaunga !
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Mom - kyu ?
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Son : job karunga.
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Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job
karega nalayak !!
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Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga
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Always be confident

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Added 8 years ago

Ek pagal: Mai puri
duniya ko
mita dunga
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Dusra pagal: lekin mai
tujhe eraser
he nahi dunga.
Hahahahahahahaha..;(

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Added 8 years ago

Diff B/W Govt. Hospital and Pvt. Hospital.......


Govt. Hosp.: Doctor Nurse ke upar aur Patient Farsh par.......
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Pvt. Hosp.: Patient Nurse par aur Doctor patient ke purse par..........

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Added 9 years ago

Exam Ki Night Ko Ek Boy.........
Agar Head Aaya To Sounga....
Tail Aaya To Gane Sununga...
Agar Khada Raha To Tv Dekhunga...
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.Aur Agar...
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Hawa Me Raha To Ma Kasam Puri Raat
Padhunga.... :P

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Added 9 years ago

Kehte Hain Upparwale Ne Is Jahan Me,
Har Kisi Ke Liye Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Hai,
Kahi Mere Wale Ne Suicide To
Nahi Kar Liya Mil Hi Nahi Raha!!

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