Funny SMS

Q: Why do boys goes to temples?
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Because temple is the only place where you
canfind..
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Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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... AND
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TRIPTI.

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Pappu Class Mein Enter Hua.

Teacher: “Tum Class Mein 30 Minute Late Aaye Ho.”

Smart Pappu: “Sir, Main Aapki Class Ke Liye Late Nahi, Next Class Ke Liye Jaldi Aaya Hun.”

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Kya aapki life bahut boring
hai?aap boriyat feel kar rahe hai????
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Agar haan
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Toh type kijiye
I love (aapke lover ka
name) and send it to
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ur dad's number
Kasam se life mein hungama
mach jaega.

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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btata hun.......Auntyy.......

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5 things that make happy
-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
-Wife is not at home

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Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir,
English ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai.
Aap bhi Math me baat kyu nhi karte?
Math Teacher: Jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11
ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh
Yaad aa jayega..!

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Golu: Yaar jab tujhe garmi lagti hai toh tu kya karta hai.
Molu: Tab mai AC ke samne baith jata hu.
Golu: Aur jab bhut jayda garmi lagti hai toh?
Molu: Toh phir mai AC ko ON kar deta hu..!

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Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?
Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta.
Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki
hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!

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Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
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Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge

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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?
Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah Se
Police: Wo Kaise?
Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"
Maine Daba Diya!!

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