Funny SMS

Ek Mantri Usa Gaya To Meet His Politician Friend

Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.

Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!

Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai

American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi

Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha

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The Government has passed
a new rule..
All the smart and good
looking people will have to
pay
"Personality Tax"
Baki Sab toh safe hain lekin
Apne Group ki to waat lag
gayi na...

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Mujhe Rs.50,000/-chahiye sirf
1 month
keliye.
Need it any how.
Tumhare pass rehete hai
isliye tumhe pucha.
Na maat karna plz..
Aaisa 1 bewda ATM machine
se bol raha
tha..
Tum log tension mat lo...

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Washing Powder Nirma..
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliamen..
Hema
Rekha
Jaya
Sushma..
Sab Ki Pasand Nirma....!

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Agar Aapki Wife Aapka Kehna Nahi
Maanti Hai To..
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To
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Itna Dhayan Se Mat Padho
Kisi Ki Nahi Maanti..
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"ISKA KOI SOLUTION NAHI"

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta
Hai..
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Father: Kar Le Beta,
Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi....!

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Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne,
Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab Aaya
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad...

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For Girls..
Who are We??
"Girls!!"
What do we want??
"Equality!!"
Why do we want it??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
But Why??
"Chahiye Bas!!"
Arrey but Why??
"Pata Nhi! Bas Chahiye!"

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Ek KABUTAR itna uda.....
itna uda.....
itna uda,.....
bahut uda.....
bahut upar gaya.....
itna uda.....
Itna uda.....
BAS AB NAHI DIKHRAHA,ab so jao kal dhoondenge..

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Doosri shaadi karne k 4 tarike
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Badi speed me neeche aaye ho..

pehle Ek ko to Handle kar lo.....

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