Funny SMS

Tragedies with Boys' Life.
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01. Good girls r Not Good
looking
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02. Good looking girls r Not
good girls
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03. Good looking & good girls r
not single
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04. Good looking,
good & single
girls have
strong Brothers
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05. Good looking,
good,
single
girls without brothers will treat boys as her
brother...

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Boy: My grlfriend broke up withme n sent me her pictures wid
her new boyfrnd.
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Frnd: really bad!
What did u do?
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Boy: I sent it 2 her dad !!!
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Think Different...

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That awkward moment when
your friend is arguing
with
their parents & their parents
turns towards you nd
asks.
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"Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?"
and u always say.
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No...

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My phone's low battery warning
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Is the only warning I take
seriously...

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Daaku aurat se ye saare zever mujhe de de
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aurat: le ye le
payal le,
jhumke le,
churi le,
chain le,
long le
sab le le
aur
aur
aurat ban ja KUTTE

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Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

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Pappu: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon ,Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Chappu :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,Shayad Kismat Sath de de!

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Baba ramdev kahete hai
Achhi sehat k liye saas pe control karo!!
Ab baba ko kon samjaye ki-
Yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare? :-D

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- USA
If you ATTACK us. .. .
we will ATTACK you .

- ISRAEL
If you ATTACK us,
we will DEMOLISH you . .

- INDIA
If you ATTACK us ,
we will not play CRICKET with you..:P

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If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture!
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration!
If I Was An Author You Would
Be My Story!
But I'm Only A Cartoonist!

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