Funny SMS

Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
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Ki


Photo Dikhayenge.

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Socho agar Doctor film banate
to
Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
kaho na bukhaar hai,
TB NO 1,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
Ek hasina do kidni,
Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..

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Q:- Ye Pyar Kaise Hota Hai ?
Ans:- Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha Ho,
Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho.
Aapka Mangal Bhari Ho Or Bhagwan Maza Lene Ke Mood Me Ho Tab Pyar Ho Jata Hai.

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Full 2 Fun
Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...

Wah... Wah...

Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...



Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile.
LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko

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Kon Kehta Hai Hawa Free Ki Hoti Hai ?
Kabhi Lays Ka 10 Rupay Wala
Chips Khareed K Dekho,
Usmey 7 Rupay Ki Hawa Aur
3 Rupay Ke Chips Hote Hai.

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Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai
Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai,
Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho?
Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!

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Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.

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Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
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But,
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You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

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Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
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Brahmi : COFFEE !
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Teachr : how?
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brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

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Teacher :What is Differences
between Orange nd
Apple...???
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Student : The color of Orange is
Orange and the
Color of Apple is not apple...

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