Funny SMS

"Australia Girls'Game is
Cricket"
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"Russia Girls'Game is Tennis"
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"China Girls'Game is Chess"
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And INDIAN Girls'GAME is
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"LOVE"
click agree...

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Father: Success is when signature turns
into
autograph.
Son: No dad,
success is when Signature
turns into
Black Label or Chivas Regal...

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Maana k teri nazar mein kuch bhi nahi
hu main
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Meri ahmiyat unse puch..
jinke maine paise dene hain...

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Army Training ke dauran.
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OFFICER ne MUKKU se pucha: 'Ye
Hath me kya
hai?'
MUKKU: "Sir, Banduk hai...!" OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai,
Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai
MAA.!!"
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Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi MAHESH
se pucha:
"Ye Hath me kya hai?"
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MAHESH: "Sir,
ye MUKKU ki Maa hai,
Uski Izzat hai,
Uski Shaan hai
aur Hamari AUNTY hai AUNTY..!"

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke
bola:
'Naam bol?'
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Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir... .
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Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do.
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dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka:"Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana...

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe
SUSU kar Diya.
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Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
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Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna...

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Gud Days

AJ KI GOOD News.
Kunwara honay ka sab se bara faida kya hai..?


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Aap subah Bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain.
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Taaliyaaaaaaan.

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// Qasam se bachpan se hi buht zaheen hn bs kbi gharoor ni kIYa:.

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Differencr b/w 1st BENCH nd LAST
BENCH STUDENTS..
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1st BENCH Students..
1. Study
2.Study
3.Study
4.Study
5.Study
6.Study
7.Study
8.Study
9.Study
10.Study
11.Study
Results -85%

LAST BENCH Students..
1.dreaming
2.copying
3.fighting
4.talking
5.hearing songs
6.Bunked class
7.Laughing
8.throwing pens
9.chating
10.punishments
11.watching girls etc...
Results -75%
Agree??

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My mom's first reaction when I say "
Net nhi chal raha.."
MOM : Hey bhagwan tera Lakh Lakh
shukr hei...

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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun

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