Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
...
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
...
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
....
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
@ You Agree.. ??? @

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♥ FeeS MaafI KE LiyE ApplicatioN ♥

To
The Principal
High School Jalore
Sir
Baat Ye Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rupe Diye The,

500 Ki Dosto Ke Sath Film Dekh Li, 500 Ki Drink Ho Gayi,
500 Ka Girlfrind Ka Recharge Karwana Pada

Fir Usko 250 Ki Coffee Pilai,
Aur Bache 250 English Wali Mam Pe Shart Har Gaya…

Mein Samjhta Tha Ki Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Saath Chakkar Hain Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla,
Ab Aapke Paas 2 Hi Raste Hain…
Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafaash..
Asha Karta Hun Meri Fees Maaf Ho Jayegi…
ThenkS
Aapka Pyara
Student DHANDHAL
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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A Lady visited a Bar for the First Time,
She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar
Tender..
A Guy at Her Left side ordered: "Jack
Daniels,
Single"
A Guy at Her Right Side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady &
said: And You..??
Lady replied: "Rupali Deshpande,
Married..!!"

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May be I'm not that good in English and I don't get good grades,
But still I
don't work at
'Student'

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मुझे तो अपनो ने लुटा,
गैरोँ मे कहाँ दम था,

मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टुटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बंद था,

मुझे जिस एम्बुलैन्स मे डाला,
उसका पेटॉल खत्म था,

मुझे रिक्से मे इसलिए बैठाया गया,
क्युकि उसका किराया कम था,

मुझे डॉक्टरोँ ने उठाया,
नर्सो मेँ कहाँ दम था,

मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके निचे बम था,

मुझे तो बम से उडाया,
गोली मे कहाँ दम था,
"और"
मुझे सडक मे दफनाया, क्योकी कब्रिस्तान मे फंक्सन था....!
♣ BEST OF LUCK ♣

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Zindagi mein ek baat
Hamesha yaad rakhna
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Platform par jhuk kar
dekhne se train
Jaldi nahi aati hai

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अध्यापक:- तुम बडे होकर क्या करोगे?
छात्र:- शादी,

अध्यापक:- नही,
मेरा मतलब है क्या बनोगे?
छात्र:- दुल्हा,

अध्यापक:- ओह..
तुम बडे होकर क्या हासिल करोगे?
छात्र:- दुल्हन,

अध्यापक:- अबे...
मतलब बडे होकर मम्मी-पापा के लिऐ क्या करोगे?
छात्र:- बहुँ लाऊँगा!

अध्यापक:- हरामखोर,
तुम्हारे पापा तुमसे क्या चाहते है?
छात्र:- पोता,

अध्यापक:- हे भगवान,
अबे जिन्दगी का मंक्सद क्या है?
छात्र:- हम दो हमारे दो..!!

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Proposal These Days:

----------------------


He - I Love You,
Marry me..
She - How much you love me..?
He - More than my Phone..
.
.
.


"Happily Married Now"

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Horny singh - Char bottle vodka.Kam mera roz ka..
.
.
Devdas - Bitch Please...

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Bappi Lehri Ab Gold Chain Ke Badle
Gold Flake
Pehan Ke Ghuma Karenge...

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