बीवी को अपनी पलकों पर बिठा लो;
देकर खुशियाँ सारे ग़म चुरा लो;
प्यार ऐसा करो कि सब देखते रह जायें;
और पड़ोसन भी आकर कहे कि...
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'मुझे भी अपनी बीवी बना लो'।
Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!
Advantage of having an affair with married women...
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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!
Please add me dear...
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to the Whatapp group... is our national symbol of desperation!
Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna
PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par
Bhool Aaya ttha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi tthi.. Jaise
Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko
'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod
Aaya Hun..!!!
1.GoVerMeNT HoSPTaL Ke
DoCTor Aur Mareez
Me Kya SiMiLariTy Hai ?
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DoCTor NurSe Pe
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Mareez FarSH Pe MarTa Hai . ;-):-)
Mitro Avi avi Mujhe Suchna Mili Hai Ki
Mujhe Watsapp Mantri Bana Diya Gaya Hai
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Watsap Mantralay Meri Pass Rahega .
MODI JI KA DHANYABAD ! ;-):-)
Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
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Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah,
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose...
No matter you are american or
brazilian or
french or spanish or german,
according to
Indians you are angrez...
My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don't understand and having someone ask me to explain it...