Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

Wo kehti h LADNE se
"MOHABBAT"
Badhti hai.
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Yeh sunte hi main uski aankh
pe ek
"MUKKA"
maar k bhag gaya.
<(',')>
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thik kiya na..??

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Added 8 years ago

Jisne bhi ye kha hai ki pyar ka dard exam ke dard se kam hai..
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Usse nobel price milna chaiye...

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Added 8 years ago

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of
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" HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "

Ladka dost se : Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di..

Dost (Thappad maar kar) : Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi..

Ladka : kutte marta kyun hai..
?? Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai..

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Added 8 years ago

Son reaches home late night being drunk:

Dad: Peekay aaya hai?

Son: Nahi.
Abhi bus poster aaya hai....
Movie December me aayegi....

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Added 8 years ago

Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha
Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”
Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”
Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“

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Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,
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Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi, .
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Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,
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To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai!!

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Added 8 years ago

एक बच्चे ने क्लास में पॉटी कर दी। टीचर ने उसे 50/- रुपये जुर्माने की पर्ची थमा दी।
बच्चा: ये क्या है?
टीचर: 30/- रुपये पॉटी के और 20/- रुपये सुसु के।
बच्चे ने जेब में हाथ डाला और 55/- रुपये निकाले।
टीचर: यह ज्यादा क्यों?
बच्चा: शिक्षा के अड्डे पर बैठा हूँ। झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा, एक पाद भी मारा था, 5/- रुपये उसके।

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"Jalebi" Ko English Mein "SYRUP
FILLED RING"
Aur
"Pakoray" Ko English main
"FRITTERS" Kehte Hein.
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt
pochtay rehte ho sabse
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Main tou bachpan se hi
intelligent hon;-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko
Hindi mein kia kehte hein?

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AB - Hello, main Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hun KBC se.

Girl- K.

AB - Hello? main AMITABH BACHHAN bol raha hun.

Girl - Hmmm.

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Lalu's PA - Sir! There is a new problem.

Lalu- Ka problem?

PA: Ebola

Lalu: Kaun bola?

PA: Koi bola nahin Sir. Ebola.

Lalu: Arey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?

PA: Sir - aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.

Lalu - Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kon, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?

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