Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahi mere yar sa hasin...!!

Chand ne kaha..

Ek to mai tere baap ka naukar nahi..

Aur itne upar se kuch dikhta b nai...!

Aur to aur mere pas durbin bhi nahi..!

:) :) :-p

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Only Two People Care About You Truely :
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1. Your Mother!!
2. People Who Shout To Tell You About Your Bike's Stand/Headlight!!
Oh Bhai Ji.. Apki Headlight jal rahi hai/Stand khulla hai..

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Meri Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein
Translate
Karo
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Hey Friends, Look a Beautiful
Girl Is
Standing
There...
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pAppu: - Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai

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When I See A Cute Girl,
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I Take Two Seconds To Plan Our Future Together...

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Dear Mirror, Why I am so beautiful/handsome??
Dear Camera, Why am I so Ugly??

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Dooriyo ki mat parvah kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Bas
1 bottle
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MAZAA
Aur
4 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye.
Ge...

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bahut puraani baat hai....
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rhta tha....
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..

1din jungle me use shisha mila.

Usme khud ko dekh kr smjha k uske baap ki tasvir h

aur. wo use apne ghar le gya or roz bate krne lga.

Uski biwi ko shak hua,

1din jb uska pati bahar gya hua tha to usne shisha bahar nikala

aur apni shakl dekh k boli :
"Accha..
To ye h wo Kal-muhi
jis se mera pati baaten krta hai"


Usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya,

To Saas boli :
"chinta mat kar ..
Shukar mana...
buddhi hai,
jaldi hi mar jayegi" :

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ईस व्हाट्सअँप के चक्कर में दिमाग के नट बोल्ट ढीले हो गये हैं..
एक सेकंड में मिजाज़ शायराना हो जाता है और अगले ही सेकंड में देश भक्ति जाग ऊठती हैं.
ऊसके फौरन बाद सनी लिओनी आकर बाँडी में केमिकल लोचा अँक्टीव्हेट करती है.
तभी अचानक कोई ग्यानी भगवान बुद्ध और विवेकानन्द की चार लाईने भेजकर मुड का सत्यानाश करता है.
ऊसके बाद कोई दुखी आत्मा बिवीयों पर जोक भेजकर अपनी मर्दानगी साबित करने की कोशिश करेगा.
और जब थोड़ा सकुन मिलने का समय आने ही वाला होता है, तब एक डरावना फारवर्ड साई के नामसे आता है कि ईसे दस लोगों को भेजो तो लाटरी लगेगी वर्ना सत्यानाश होगा.
मनुष्य का इतने तेजी से ह्रदय परिवर्तन तो सिर्फ व्हाट्सअँप पर ही हो सकता है.

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Teacher to students : Jo bacha 20 tak counting sunaega use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha : Madam 100 tak aati hai aap scheme poori batao.

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