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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazbut karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka,
Agar fir b safed na ho.
To bindaas HARPIC use karne ka.
Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!
2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Math Teachr Soked!!
Pappu Rock..!!
Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek "Mukka" Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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Thik Kiya Na..??
Pappu Ek Party Mein Gaya Aur,
Waha Usne 8 Butter Naan Kha Liye.
Kuch Der Baad Toilet Mein,
Pet Pakad Ke Ro Raha Tha.
Bhagwan Se Request Kar Raha Tha Ki,
'Hey Bhagwan Ya Toh Jaan Nikal De,
Ya Naan Nikal De'
One Dr Question
Tooth Brush Kitney Arsey Bad Retired Kiya Jata Hy?
Chinese: 1 Week
British 1 Month
Usa 3 Months
India: India Mn Tooth Brash Kabi B Retired Ni Hota
Dr.wo Kaisy
Indian India Mn Tooth Brush Sab Se Pehle,
Dant Saf Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.
Phir Hair Color Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.
Us K Bad Mechines Ki Safai K Kam Ata Hai
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Jb Us K Ball Gir Jate Hai To,
Izar Meh Nara Dalny K Kam Ata Hai.
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!
Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha
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Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai,
Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab
Police: Kya
Mazburi Thi Saale
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Shrabi: Bottle Ka
Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha,
Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.
कोलेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है,
क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है,
नोट्स की जगह लव होता है,
इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!
