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Added 7 years ago

कोई तो बुक ऐसी मिलती जिस पे दिल लुटा देते;
हर सब्जेक्ट ने दिमाग़ खाया किसी एक को निपटा देते;
अब सेलेबस देख कर ये सोचते हैं कि;
एक महीना ओर होता तो दुनिया हिला देते।

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पानी में विस्की मिलाओ तो नशा चढ़ता है;
पानी में रम मिलाओ तो नशा चढ़ता है;
पानी में ब्रेंड़ी मिलाओ तो नशा चढ़ता है;
साला पानी में ही कुछ गड़बड़ है।

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दिल दो किसी एक को;
वो भी किसी नेक को;
जब तक मिल ना जाए कोई;
ट्राई करते रहो हर एक को।

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Ankho Se Asu Ki
Judai Kr Do.

Dil Se Gmo Ki
Vidai Kr Do.

Agr Dil Na Lge
Kahi To.

Aa Jao Mere Ghar Ki
Safayi Kr Do

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Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek
Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar
Pukar Kar To Dekho
Ek bar call kr k dekho
Agar Hum Na
Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye
Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

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Zindagi muskilo or tufano se bhari hai
agr gir jao to himmat mat harna,fir se khade hoker jor se bolna,
( ';') abe oye
<) )> kisne dhkela be
!! teri.........

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Mohabbat Ka Anjm Maine Ye Paya..
Hath Pair Tute Muh Se Khun Nikal Aaya..
Logo Ne Mujhe Hospital Pahuchya...
Hospital Me Nurso Ne Farmaya...
Baharo Phool "Barsao Mera Mahboob Aaya."

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Wo Ankh Badi Pyari Thi..
Jo Usne Hame Mari Thi..
Hmm To Muft Me Lut Hi Gye Hote,,
Hme Kya Pta Use Baba Ramdev Wali Bimari Thi....

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The best relation ever is between two eyes

"They blink together"

"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"Sleep together"
STILL
"they never see each other directly"

BUT

"When they see a girl"
One will blink and Other will not!

"Moral of the story"
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

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interview

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!
den dead.

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