Funny SMS

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,

chehray pe khoob Smile hai,

Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,

phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,

Ye kon sa STYle hai

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" Funny truth "

Being "In A Relationship"

And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.

Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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Nice Lines:
Love Is Like A Sweet Dream.

And,
Marriage Is An Alarm Clock.

So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur
Alarm Wakes U Up..!

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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"

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"Universal truth"

Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets.


Bcoz,
Today's Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!

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14th Feb ke liye kisi ko lakdi chahiye kya?
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पेड़ se tod lo
pahle sahi pado fir niche aao...

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khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

mile mughe aur mera ho jaye

karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye

Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.

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Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna
sath dega?

Mummy-papa.
Mummy-papa.
Nahi-Wife.
Nahi-Girlfriend
Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
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Apni CHAPPAL.

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Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
Principal Doob Raha Tha...


Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
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Kal Chhuti...
Kal Chhuti...

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai
Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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